Obama steps aside, Clinton Takes over

By: Barbara

 How bizarre was that scene… Buh Bye Obama … Hello President Clinton.

 I think the quote of the year should be Bill Clinton saying to Obama, as Obama ran off to a party with Michelle and left Bill to handle a Presidential news conference.  

“Well I don’t want to make her mad, please go” 

I am thinking how different things would be if it was Bill who ran off saying he had a party to attend and didn’t want to make Hillary mad the media would be having a field day talking about Hillary’s balls and Bills lack of.

Or better yet if Hillary or any woman was President and ran off saying she didn’t want to make her husband angry. Uhgggggggggggggg! Could you just hear the calls for RESIGN, INCAPABLE, INCOMPETANT Woman.

 Oh well… but the blog headlines such as As Hillary Said: “It’ll take a Clinton to clean up after a Bush” are very funny, and they are all over the internet and all over every news channel. This is just too good to pass up, I can hardly wait to hear what SNL and every late night comics are going to do with this one! 

“Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post”

 Or this one:

WASHINGTON DC – Ending weeks of speculation and rumors, President Barack Obama today named Bill Clinton to join his administration as President of the United States, where he will head the federal government’s executive branch.
Great news: Bill Clinton apparently now president again”

I can’t do justice to what you’re about to see.

 

 The spectacle of the president bugging out of his own press conference to go to a Christmas party is weird enough, but having Clinton back at the White House podium fielding questions on the hottest domestic issue of the day shoots past deja vu and lands firmly in “am I hallucinating?” territory.  

“Obama installs Clinton alone at the podium, leaves him to it; Obama gone, Clinton still there”

 My favorite headline is

“Obama gone…Clinton President” 

If Only.

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18 Responses

  1. Here you go Barbara – afew more:

    “Shows you where his priorities are. He doesn’t give a hoot about anyone but himself and his parties and vacations. Now he’ll go to Hawaii for a month or so to plan his next trip overseas.”

    and…

    “People losing jobs waiting for the President to make a decision regarding their future and he leaves, didn’t even vote present.”

    and…

    “What, being President isn’t important enough for his full attention???”

    • LMAO….this is some funny stuff.
      You know Hillary. Is getting a good laugh out of thiis
      “I don’t want to make Michelle mad. Please Go”
      Bwahahahaaha….Karma huh?

  2. As I said I needed a laugh and have gotten than from
    Obama.
    A comment on a blog

    “Finally, America has a black President….Again”

    The blogs are full of some funny stuff.
    How about we post some here to Memorialize the day
    Clinton became President…again?

  3. America’s First Black President is Bacccccck!

  4. From Hillbuzz

    Obama abdicates: makes Bill Clinton President again for the day

    December 10, 2010 @ 5:46 pm › kevindujan01
    Hillbuzz

    Claiming no one listens to him and that he has no idea what he is doing, Obama admitted his complete failure and left a press conference today, in tears, telling Big Dawg Bill Clinton “You fix it!”.

    Seriously.

    Bill Clinton pulled an unconstitutional Alexander Haig and was president for a while today, while our historic and unprecedented first black president went off and did who knows what who knows where.

    Seriously.

    This really happened.

    It is not a joke.

    SERIOUSLY.

  5. Oh please go find everybody – let’s have a contest to see who can come up with the best headline- I know I came up with the best photo and caption!

  6. The photo and caption is priceless BJ
    How many people can tell the POTUS to Please GO!!
    Only. Bill Clinton!!
    Besides the ass kicking Obama is getting from the media
    today…I am sure Michelle is not too proud of him today
    I almost feel sorry for him. LOL

  7. OMG you are too funny.

  8. Wow, haven’t seen anything like that in my lifetime. Surely a presser isn’t a matter of National Security, but for crying out loud, this was embarrassing.”

    ————

    “I had to watch this twice just to convince myself it actually happened.

    It reminds me of long ago and far away. In college when my buddies and I used to play poker and drink beer on a Saturday night, one of us would say:

    “Uh … hey, listen, I’d love to stick around, but my girlfriend, you know, she’s kind of waiting for me, so, uh, well you know how she gets …”

    We had a standard sound effect we’d let out as he slinked out the door:

    A cat meowing followed by a bullwhip crack.

    ————

    “Now I miss Bush AND Clinton!”

    ————

    “Obama: making Carter look good since 2009”

    ————

    “Which one is the President? Clinton should have said, “Please go, I’ll take over for the next two years.”

    ————

    “Nothing like being thrust into the reality of yet another Act in the Fairy Tale that President Clinton warned us about.”

    ————

    “Bill Clinton was the closet thing to Hillary that Obama could get; she was too busy doing her job and the parts of his job that he was also unqualified for.”

  9. Obama
    “Here’s what I’ll say. As i’ve been keeping the first lady waiting for about a half an hour. So i’m going to take off. But ummm.You’re in good hands. Gibbs will call last question.

    Bill Clinton
    “Well I don’t want to make her angry, Please GO”

    Yes folks, this is the President of the United States. Not the one who stayed and answered the questions, but the one who took off because he “kept the first lady waiting for a half an hour.” If Hillary Clinton decides to primary Obama in 2012, she will win by a landslide.”

  10. CHANGE…… OF PRESIDENTS

    Can we keep him? Can we keep Bill please?

  11. OMG- I just came out of the Bathroom from laughing into wet bloomers and Huckabee comes one – well damned it I am wet again.
    If you didn’t see it – you have got to see it! there is a reply later and I think it is on again tomorrow night- PLEASE do not miss the opening dialog 13 minutes you wil never ever forget as long as you live .
    BUT
    Borrow a pair of diapers and wear them before the show!
    I mean it!
    OMG- todd too funny !

  12. Best short one-liners:

    “What was that that scurried out of the presser? Really, I want to know?”

    Commenter answers to above: “The former President of the United States”

    “He can call us every name in the book for being pissed off but “tragic mistake” is all his!!!”

    I’m embarrassed for the guy. He’s stuck in a job that he gets more pitiful at every day. Damn.”

  13. Seriously, all of those above are from commenters.

    BettyJean, you definitely win for BEST Pic and Caption! ROTFL every time I see it!

    • Did you see the second picture- I added?

      I wet myself twice tonight.
      And if you missed Huckabee- find it and watch it – the whole damned show was on this fiasco.

      And …
      Wait for it…
      A Female Dem Pundit…
      Wait for it….
      Rated him…
      Wait for it…
      A+

      Why – It showed great leadership on his part!

      She has definately been sipping that Kool-Aide- she friggen said it with a straigh damned face- no kidding – you have got to see it to believe it – ! But to see all the late night commics and Huckabee- OMG!
      I broke my kidneyS

  14. And the fun continues via PUMAPAC
    BigCatLover ⁠12.12.10 at 12:18 pm

    comment at Hillaryis44 (tongue firmly in cheek):

    ohanson
    December 12th, 2010 at 12:20 am
    Clinton Refuses to Leave White House
    Installs Self in Oval Office

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – It seemed like a good idea at the time.

    But twenty-four hours after former President Bill Clinton appeared at the White House to endorse President Obama’s tax plan, Mr. Obama is “still looking for the right way to ask him to leave,” an aide confirmed today.

    Mr. Obama had assumed that once the former President wrapped things up with reporters yesterday, he would say his goodbyes and depart in a waiting car, “but that kind of didn’t happen,” the aide said.

    “Clinton kind of went, ‘Do you have a computer I can use? I just want to check my email,’ and then kind of made himself at home in the Oval Office,” he said. “The President was being polite and all, but you could tell he was kind of pissed.”

    After spending the better part of two hours surfing the Internet and watching YouTube videos, the former President announced, “Am I the only one around here who’s hungry? Let’s send [Press Secretary Robert] Gibbs on a Pizza Hut run.”

    The aide said that Mr. Obama decided to play “a waiting game” with Mr. Clinton, explaining, “Even the Salahis left eventually.”

    But after spending the night “crashing in the Lincoln Bedroom,” the former President was back in the Oval Office, chatting away on the phone.

    “He could be there for awhile,” the aide said. “He’s talking to Bernie Sanders.”

    ——————

    masslib posted it at Alegre’s Corner. Too good not to share.

  15. I am convinced that while elected officials may come and go, the shadow, foreign gov’t goes on and on.

    And so, no surprise here, they really are interchangeable, nothing more than the face of those who remain anonymous, in the shadows and calling the shots.

    I don’t expect many here to give this pov any credence.

    Each president, v.p and presidential candidate since LBJ was a member of the CFR, Clinton included.

    It is time people look behind the curtains to see who are the marrionets that pull the strings of Abu Hussein’s, Clinton’s, Bush’s and Newts …. and MANY others.

    Google Billy Boy and CFR, then Newt and CFR, and know that while they did a bang up job in front of the cameras to convince us otherwise, they are BOTH card carrying members of the CFR, a group who has as their stated goal, handing us over to global governance.

    Ok. Shoot the messenger, I can take it. lol

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