Thank you Melia Obama

Barbara

 I want to give a great big shout out Thank You to Melia Obama.

 Apparently while our POTUS was shaving yesterday his daughter, Melia came into the bathroom and asked “Did you plug up the oil leak daddy?”

That question on day 38 of the BP gulf oil spill disaster prompted our dear leader to realize “we need to act urgently” and that HE was the one responsible for acting urgently.

  So thank you Melia for doing what Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana and thousands of Americans have been begging him to do for 38 days…PLUG THE LEAK.

Recognize the urgency of plugging the leak and recognizing that the Federal government is responsible for this environmental disaster.

Millions of gallons of oil have been flowing into the gulf for 38 days and nothing, zip, nada has been done on the federal level to stop the tsunami of oil flowing into our ocean and unto our beaches and wetlands.

We were all besides ourselves wondering WTF is he doing? Does he not see the photos coming out of Louisiana? The ocean covered in death, dead birds, dead fish, dead and near dead wildlife, dying protected marshes, the gulf coastline being consumed in the black thick oil freely flowing for 5 weeks? The economy of a state still trying to rebuild from hurricane Katrina being devastated by the “it’s above my pay grade” mentality.

  So Melia’s question to daddy is what it took to have daddy realize IT is urgent and if not me who?

 “Urgency” meant a speech, a one hour press conference. Now I am not going to pretend that I understand much of what he said because I never have been able to understand the words linked together that form sentences that have people experiencing “tingling legs” and believing he is the messiah.

I heard him say this “It is “urgent” but the leak is so far down that no human can get to it” Then I saw his lips moving but I could not make out the solutions being offered.

So this is my translation… No human can reach it…so I will change into my super powers wet suit and dive down and plug the leak with Bull Shit. I will then fly over the ocean and spread my arms and separate the oil from the water.

I will then appeal to my inner self and heal the wildlife.

So thank you Melia, it is comforting to know someone in the White house is paying attention.

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9 Responses

  1. GREAT POST!!
    It took his kid to get through to him.
    YEAH!!

  2. I would thank Malia if I thought the story was true. But I didn’t buy it. It sounded contrived to me, an attempt to add a common touch to his out of touch tone deaf arrogance. He could care less about plugging the hole, until somebody pointed out to him that what little credibility he has left was draining out through it.

    • Heheheheheheh I guess you hit the nail on the head. The original was a tongue in cheek spoof but I like yours too!

      That ass- actually thought if he stood up and made a speech taking charge and saying he was always in control of it from day one that the masses would say

      ” oh … well… then ok. So long as the messiah is and was in charge then it will surely be ok. For the O would never give us more than we can handle. If one hole opens surely another hole will open and suck it all out”

      BettyJean Kling M.S, M. Ed Founder: The Majority United http://www.TheMajorityUnited.com http://www.FreeMeNow.wordpress BTR. The Majority United Radio Mon 10 pm & Wed 9:30 pm Eastern Call-in Number: ( 347 ) 838-8011 http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FreeMeNow http://www.facebook.com/reqs.php#!/group.php?gid=112870418738402 Free US Now- “A victim’s first scream is for help; a victim’s second scream is for justice.” – Coral Anika Theill TMU IMAGINE Empowering Women To Unite & Mobilize !

  3. But But……he is all knowing.
    Back in the day when he roamed the earth
    preaching to communities everyone who heard
    Him speak knew that one day he would become
    The Biggest Bullshit Artist the world has known.

    • But but but – he is going to show us his miracles – . We all know you have to have a catastrophe to show off a miracle! Watch – oh ye of little faith- have ye no hope- he will save us and the coast and the people who relied on him. He will send a tingle down Chris Matthews legs and part the waters and the oil will disappear.

      And all the non believers will believe and be saved! Amen and again I say Amen.

      And if not then I was right all along and this fool is our historic first affirmative action POTUS and if will cost us dearly for this great American experiment!

      BettyJean Kling M.S, M. Ed Founder: The Majority United http://www.TheMajorityUnited.com http://www.FreeMeNow.wordpress BTR. The Majority United Radio Mon 10 pm & Wed 9:30 pm Eastern Call-in Number: ( 347 ) 838-8011 http://www.blogtalkradio.com/FreeMeNow http://www.facebook.com/reqs.php#!/group.php?gid=112870418738402 Free US Now- “A victim’s first scream is for help; a victim’s second scream is for justice.” – Coral Anika Theill TMU IMAGINE Empowering Women To Unite & Mobilize !

      • Sing it Sista…..the weary world rejoices for yonder
        breaks a new and. glorious mourn..fall on your
        Knees oh hear the Obots singing!!

        If it wasn’t so sad it truly would be funny.

        Chris Mathews legs are not tingling so much.
        Maybe just Maybe they realize they have been
        Worshiping a false god.
        We can only HOPE.

  4. Melia

    Please talk to daddy about the ERA!!!

  5. I know I have a terrible problem trying to listen to
    him speak…I hear him say “I am the President”
    And before he finiishes the sentance my mind is
    Yelling things like….Fraud…Yes,, you are But
    Not for long….I can’t wait till the moving van comes
    to move your sorry ass back to Chicago…
    Where the hell is Hillary????

    Anyone else have this problem??? LOL

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