Bill Cosby for President 2012?

Okay - so this is not 'the' Bill Cosby that said it! Barack Obama didn't write his own book either but no one seem to give a damned!

Bill Cosby has a great way of “distilling” things.  Looks like he’s done it again?       

AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1)    Any use of the phrase: ‘Press 1 for English’ is immediately banned.   English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2)    We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country.  America will allow NO imports and we’ll do no exports.  We will use the ‘Wal-Mart‘s policy, ‘If we ain’t got it, you don’t need it. ‘We’ll make it here and sell it here!

(3)    When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

(4)    All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour).  They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTH BOUND aliens.

(5)    Social Security will immediately return to its original state.      If you didn’t put nuttin in, you ain’t gettin nuttin out.  Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6)    Welfare Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7)    Professional Athletes — Steroids?  The FIRST time you check positive you’re banned from sports … for life.

(8)    Crime — We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand.  There is no more ‘life sentences’.  If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9)    One export of ours will be allowed: wheat; because the world needs to eat.  However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes.  When disasters occur around the world, we’ll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it’s a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

My apology is offered if I’ve stepped on anyone’s toes …. nevertheless….

GOD BLESS AMERICA! 
Sincerely,  

Bill Cosby

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10 Responses

  1. He’s an Obama voter.

  2. freemenow, you’re not very bright if you thought that was written by Bill Cosby:

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp

    Looking around your blog and your support of “platforms” like this, it’s a mystery as to why you were ever a Democrat.

  3. Its an even bigger mystery to me why I was ever a Democrat!
    I know Bill Cosby didn’t write this you fool- and I also know the barbie dolls aren’t mutilated but true to form you democrats are ready willing and able to run right out and jump on anything you can at every minute of the night and day if you think for one minute someone is attacking your savior.

    Not to worry we are not like you – we can discern fact from fiction- we can laugh at a good fantasy when we see it! You may believe any damned thing you see hear or read – but then we know that now don’t we?

    We saw you vote for an empty suit and hope for change!

    • “I know Bill Cosby didn’t write this you fool”

      Yeah, that’s why you added the caption under the photo after I commented it here.

      “we can discern fact from fiction”

      See above.

      “Not to worry we are not like you”

      Worry? I’m doing the Snoopy dance.

      • My Oh My guess the fact that people can like Bill Cosby and think your Messiah is a very flawed human being messes with your world view. Dig your undies out of that place to which it has gathered and then wash your hand throughly.

  4. I have always liked Bill Cosby and his common sense and humor. If he were to run for office I would feel very comfortable voting for him.
    Plus he is from Philly and went to Temple.

    WOMEN WITH INTELLIGENCE AND EXPERIENCE,MEN WHO SUPPORT THEM AND COUNTRY BEFORE PARTY ALWAYS

    PUMAS,BUBBAS,EQUALIST AND THOSE PEOPLE RULE

    • “I have always liked Bill Cosby and his common sense and humor.”

      I guess helenk has a problem discerning fact from fiction. Oops.

  5. tel:95849301231123

  6. Anyone who will stand up for America as Bill Cosby has here, has my vote. Now, is he going to run?

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