Letterman’s PATTERN of “joking” about child rape

RAPE IS NO JOKING MATTER DAVE!

UPDATE June 14, 2009: Is David Letterman telling the TRUTH when he says he does not joke about child rape?

Letterman has shown a PATTERN of talking about child rape, casually, jokingly, not just making fun of those who are accused of child rape, but he has made fun of children themselves, including a very derogatory remark about Altar Boys groping themselves.

Heard on David Letterman, November 24, 2003:

Jackson’s lawyer is looking for a fair jury… He wants Jackson tried by a Catholic Archdiocese.

Michael Jacksons’ Neverland Ranch has been raided by police today.

Police found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his living room and Class 5c in his bedroom!

Michael Jackson is being investigated for drugs. During the Neverland raid, police found class As, class Bs, and all the male members of class 5C.

Michael Jackson sat down with his lawyer.

The lawyer says, “I have good news and bad news.”

Michael asks for the bad news.

The lawyer says “they have a real strong case for molestation and you are going to do serious time.”

Michael asks for the good news.

The lawyer says “I think you can serve it in a juvenile detention facility.”

 

Letterman also joked about the Catholic Church scandal: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blpedophilepriests.htm

“I read this in the paper this morning: New York City has a priest shortage. So you see, there is some good news in the world. … To give you an idea how bad it is, earlier today in Brooklyn an alter boy had to grope himself.” —David Letterman

 

And let’s not forget this:

Monday, August 17, 1998 Top Ten Surprises in the New Fall Season

Number 9 Sabrina the Teenage Witch now baby-sitting for Michael Kennedy

 

LINK from THIS SITE www.Kingofopnews.com Attributes THIS to Letterman (we have not confirmed it yet)

The Top 19 Michael Jackson Parenting Tips

19. Rather than spanking, threaten to have Tito baby sit.

18. When the child does something wrong, grab your crotch, thrust it forward, and scream, “BAD!”

17. Elephant Man bones make a nifty over-the-crib mobile.

16. You should always being willing to share your toys… and so should your child, for that matter.

15. Little friends are always welcome, once they’ve signed the standard release.

14. Keep baking soda handy to extinguish flaming hair.

13. There’s nothing a spoonful of sugar, a big hug, and $15,000,000 can’t fix.

12. Teach your child, “Beauty is only skin deep — but hey, a few face peels never hurt anybody.”

11. Wait until your child can effectively bob and weave before allowing him to spend the weekend with his grandpa.

10. At birthday parties, don’t leave Elizabeth Taylor unattended at the punch bowl.

9. Snug-fitting diapers will keep you from becoming the “King of Poop”.

8. That sheep in the petting zoo is only for Daddy.

7. Teach your child not to spank the monkey.

6. It’s OK to love your child, just don’t LOVE your child.

5. Frequent plastic surgery keeps your kids feeling and looking *fresh*!

4. Spankings are okay — but stop if the little tyke’s hand gets sore.

3. Let the child pick his nose — from a catalog.

2. Remove glove *before* changing diaper.

And The Number 1 Michael Jackson Parenting Tip…

1. Don’t let your child play with Madonna’s child — some people are just too WEIRD.